If you’ve ever sold something on Craigslist, you’ve probably gotten your fair share of emails from people trying to scam you. Here is an example of what you can do to really mess with them while also having oodles...
Why Your Life Sucks and How to Change it
Why it sucks and how to change for the better. I’d bet money on the fact that most people are unhappy with their current lives. Filled with 9-5 jobs and your occasional laundry day,...
Why You Should Quit Your Job and Make Money Elsewhere
Slaving for your fuckface of a boss for eight hours a day sounds like a great idea, but… Wait, no it doesn’t. That idea fucking sucks. Why You REALLY Should Humans were not meant...
Winter is Due to Aliens
I bet you didn’t know that. I’m here to tell you all about that cold weather, and why winter makes everything so cold around these parts. Summer is hot, spring is hot, fall is...
Cars are Assholes, Right? Or are They…
Oh man. What would we do without our best buddy, car? We would be stranded at the gas station without anything to put the gas in. But I guess we wouldn’t have gas stations...
How to Pose for Scientists Who are Looking at You Through a Microscope
Look at you. You’re a cell. The building block of everything that exists on earth. You’re the most important thing ever. Cells. Scientists look at you and your millions of buddies through a fine...
The History and Pure Motherfudging Awesomeness of Styrofoam Cups
Let’s start: Styrofoam was first unearthed in the 1700’s by a man named Styro. He was a gentle man, about 50-years-old, and quite an innovator. He was a memorable man, and whatever he did, he...
How to Turn a Doorknob
Chances are, if you live in a society, you’re bound to encounter a door at least once in your life. The first time you find a door, you’re most likely going to be extremely...
How to Paint a Wall with Seawater
Using paint is for suckers. Why should you have to use paint when you have free seawater all over the place? Didn’t you know that seawater can give your walls a gentle sparkle due...
Why Styrofoam Cups Make a Great Gift
You can put liquid in them. You can make funny hats out of them. You can draw little smiley faces on them. You can even stack them up and make cool pyramids out of...
