How often do you visit Youtube to enlighten yourself and become one with reality? Not even once, right? But how often do you visit Youtube to watch a horse kick some guy in the...

  Why? You’re not a car. You don’t belong in the middle of the street like you are a car. We have bicycle lanes for a reason. While you’re pedaling away on your super cool...

 By Joe Petchonka The subject of psychics really rustles my jimmies. It really does. I’ll come out with it straight up: psychics are nothing but bullshit. This business is about who can make the most...

  Those little bastards walk around with their boxes of cookies and coerce millions of people into buying them. What’s worse is that you get looked down upon by your peers if you try to...

  Have you looked at your odds of winning the Mega Millions jackpot lately? Your odds are close to 1 in 175 million. You’d have a better chance of getting hit by lightning while juggling...

  When you live in America, every fat piece of shit within a mile radius is flying to a fast-food joint to stuff their faces full of saturated fat and cholesterol, not to mention the...

  If you’re getting bullied on the Internet, and don’t know how to fight back by now, you need to learn how to. With websites like Reddit, 4Chan and The Misc on Bodybuilding.com, there’s no...

  So, here’s what we got for anyone who wasn’t paying attention to the iPad news: Apple took an iPad 2, slapped a new screen and GPU in it, and then called it the “New...

  You guys ready for another tablet! Fuck yeah! It really is hard to not be sarcastic when talking about the growing tablet market. I myself have owned a few tablets in my time, from...